Goobara

Fred 19:666:Give us this day our daily suppliment pills,
and forgive us our reality television,
as we forgive those reality tv shows before us.
Lead us not into American Idol,
for thine is the beer, the pizza and the weed,
for ever and ever
HAIL GOOBARA!

So yeah...The other day I discovered that Goobara was the only one and true God, and I got inspired and started writing a book. In a few thousand years someone will dig it up and all of civilization will be based on it's teachings, because I mean something that old has to be right when its telling you historical accounts of how Canada actually invaded russia with baby seals and slaughtered everyone.

Derricke 4:17-18:And in those days Goobara will crush the walls or Jeri--The vatican, and in his name will proceed to dismember and violate all that is inside, in the name of GOOBARA! HAIL!!

Derricke 6:29:Goobara will also bring a great flood of reality TV to the land of Sol, and in those days all previous entertainment purposes will be taken over in the name of the greater fat American couch potatoe who shockingly gapes at the next braindead trash piece of 'reality' you can shock into their apathethic turtle shelled skulls of vicarious existence.

So let it be said! So let it be done! HAIL GOOBARA THE ONE TRUE GOD!